Bartlebee wrote:
Suppose I'm asking purely hypothetically :-p, are there any entities that specialize in building up healthy enthusiasm, perhaps with an emphasis on sporty gymnastic performances and group camaraderie? High jumps and short skirts? 

BananaHow 'bout a Merman???Banana

...and Mr. Bee you are ALWAYS welcome to join the Purity Club.  I am its only member so far. smiley: tongue